This is my artsy picture for an artsy post about... something. Ok, I'm lying. I just thought the photo was a little neat. I don't actually have an artsy anything to say about it.
Actually on further reflection I'm not even sure its a good picture. Crap.
Hi my name is Michael and I'm a crappy blogger. I enjoy long walks on the beach, alcohol, boobs and my wife and kids are pretty darn cool too.
The first step... or so I'm told.. to correcting a crappy blog is admitting you have a problem. So here goes...
This post sucks.
There I said it.. I didn't really have anything good to blog... but under pressure from the powers that be I blogged anyway.. and now here we are, I'm sorry.
The second step is apologizing to your wife for making a bad blog post.
Honey, I'm sorry... I let you down. *sob*
The third step is taking off your pants... oh wait... nvm I'm already naked anyway. How'd that happen? Oh well.
Ok I lied again... I don't really know what step 3 is, in fact I've never done 12 steps of anything so I have no idea what their program entails. Except it ends up with handing your problems over to god or some bullshit like that.
Oh and I lied about being naked.
Damn I seem to be truth handicapped.
Ciao
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