This just in, french kissing your dog causes colon cancer, melanoma and anal fissures.
Poor Sophie will be devastated when she finds out she can no longer engage in interspecies kissing. Currently she holds the world record for most french kisses stolen as a result of interspecies assault.
Specifically her usual modus operandus is to leap into someone's lap and ram her long tongue into their mouths before they can react.
However as a result of this new medical information we'll be forced to have her tongue removed.
Ah well.. them's the breaks eh?
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