I'm a perfect husband.
I know.. you're jealous right? You either wish you were me.. or that you had married me. OR BOTH!
This is what I got my lovely wife for Valentine's day. I knew exactly what she wanted because I can read her mind. That makes me better than the rest of you loser husbands out there. May you all rot in hell.
Just kidding.
I am better than the rest of you... but not because of this. My sweetie put it in he Amazon wishlist... no psychic powers needed. The real reason I'm better than half a dozen other loser husbands is because the week before Valentine's I bought her some daffodils at the store.
Why?
Just because.. they were pretty and made me think of her. So I got 'em and brought 'em home.
I'm not really that good at scheduled holidays. And I am not perfect.. Sometimes I'm an ass. But...
I play to win... every day. Dats my woman!
I'm sleepy.. looking up this post is a bit.... eccentric.
Oh well.... night everyone.
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Well I have to admit, I was kind of jealous of your husbandly prowess until Donna filled me on how she 'cheated' and made you a list. I couldn't believe the secret to making sure Alfred is on the right track was so easy. I'm definitely going to use those tips. I was just glad my husband was a 'normal' man.. aka totally clueless. hehe! Nice blog post for a late night post.
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